…Of cheese balls and other deceiving snacks.

The makers of the stupid cheese balls in your hand must think you are stupid. It is only their cheesy and sleazy way of thinking that would give them the balls to sell their product. The cheese balls are shaped like triangles not balls and they taste nothing like cheese.

You are annoyed with yourself for buying this product. You are attracted to new things. New people, new clothes and new shoes, new anything obviously or you would not be stuck with this weirdness in your hands.

The packet was so puffed up and since it was selling for N200, you thought that maybe, it would be filled with some yummy goodness. But no. What even gave this people the guts to release this evil on the market, breaking your heart and turning you to ice? The tears in your eyes are embarrassing but you don’t care.

Who shapes cheese balls like triangles? Who on earth uses yellow colouring for cheese balls? You know cheese is yellow and that you are being petty but you want you some orange cheese balls. Not yellow ones. And just like that, you have lost N200.

What a sham.

Published by clandie

Most loved daughter of a King. Lawyer and aspiring writer. Hair lover and everyday story teller.

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